If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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