awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Someone shit on the floor
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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