you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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