dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
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go home
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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