Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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