I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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