yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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