am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
And then my night got REAL pukey
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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