Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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