As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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