I cockslap morals
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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