guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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