how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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