I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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