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• (509): View more from Washington

  I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  please don't let me die tonight

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  what have you done for me lately?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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• (585): View more from New York

  aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.

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