Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
