I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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