what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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