it wasn't lemon gatorade
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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