you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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