How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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