And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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