i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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