it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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