i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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