It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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