with your own penis?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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