remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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