It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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