I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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