With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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