im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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