Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
why is half of my head shaved?
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