Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What a dumb baby whore.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
