i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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