all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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