Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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