He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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