Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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