Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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