He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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