hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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