I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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