I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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