We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My penis needs a shock collar
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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