Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
