Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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