you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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