she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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