she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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