he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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