So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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