If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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