I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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