he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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