We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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