yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This house was built for laser tag.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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