Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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