Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
