She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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